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houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

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fandomsandfeminism:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

#beautiful 

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findchaos:

whowasntthere:

Some fun (and cheap) make-up hacks for those people that like playing around with make-up, or even just using a tiny bit on special occasions! These are just my tried and true go-tos for my own make-up routine, and they certainly aren’t the only way to go about things! I have plenty more to add in the future, so let me know how you liked these!

These are awesome, especially when you’re someone like me who uses make-up maybe twice a year, so you don’t exactly have everything you want on hand. My wife is a MacGuyver of make-up (and comics, wtf, I looked away for a second and she pops out this awesomeness).

The more you know….